Honey-Do-Handyman

Our house wouldn't function in the slightest without my  
Honey-Do-Handyman and the many MANY tasks he does each day...

...around the house

• pays the bills
• manages the budget
• works on projects
• furnace doors
• closet shelves
• changing table
• lighting
• painting
• fixes things
• leaky pipe
• bathtub drain
• lifts and moves heavy objects
• takes out the garbage
• helps with
• vacuuming
• dishes
• fixing dinner
  

 ...around the yard

• mows the lawn
• rakes the leaves
• shovels the snow
• trims the trees and bushes
• cares for the garden
• plants
• waters
• weeds
• picks
• cleans out the gutters

...around the town

• deposits checks at the bank
• fills the gas tanks
• keeps the cars running
• D.I. runs
• emergency trips to Walmart/Smith's

...around the workplace

• brings home the bacon
• fills out paperwork
• helps students
• works with ALL WOMEN (need I say more?)